Agent 7: Part 2 – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

Agent 7: Part 2 – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

Agent 7: Part 2 SOMEWHERE [Laughter] So, are you ready to cooperate, Agent 7? It’ll take a lot more than tying me to a table to make me talk You’ll probably have to use that giant ceiling laser as well [Laughter again] My plan exactly, Agent 7 [Meow] Captain Cupcakes, no.. Oh my god.. OH MY GOD! Captain Cupcakes Please.. I am so sorry that… …he seemed like a good cat Is there anything I can do? You know what, you take all the time you need. I’m just gonna… I’ll come back next week. We can do this whole thing again next week, okay? I’m really sorry Hey Dad, I got you a new… DAD, NO! Daddy’s coming home! Captain Cupcakes! DAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! OHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH [Door closing]

Daniel Yohans

100 thoughts on “Agent 7: Part 2 – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

  1. Thomas Sommerfeld says:

    Now when this ain't karma in it's most merciless form.

  2. Aguajulia says:

    Captain Cupcakes! People can die, but no fluffy cats!

  3. ClumsyYT says:


  4. TheAssain88 says:

    Bro this is dark af :v

  5. Piyaneer YT says:

    i actually felt kinda bad for the guy

  6. Brent Groen says:

    No wonder this is so fucking funny tomska helpt

  7. Magical Sergio says:

    1:31 how it feels to chew 5 gum

  8. Alec Plehn says:

    I love how he is completely out of options to deal with is grief at the end

  9. Franky Forte says:

    I love Tomska as Agent 7!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  10. Logan Flores says:

    1:29 his scream had me dying they killed his cat and his child now they messed with the wrong person๐Ÿ˜‚

  11. vector montage says:

    Wife: honey , i know that you still sad about ours son and the cat ,… Butttt doctor say I'm pregnant also here i got u a new kitty . Honey???
    Sientic: daddy coming boys!!!
    Wife : OH GOD honeyyyyyy noooooooo!!!!! (Jump in)
    Sientic : noooooooNooooo

  12. Maggie Silva says:

    I if so bad for the crazy guys cat I watch it with my cat a she freaked out so bad

  13. Maggie Silva says:


  14. # SOLD1ER776 says:

    Daddys coming home son

  15. RIZZER DERP says:

    Who is tomska in this? Agent or the villian?

  16. JuIcY WeWe says:

    His scream 0.25 speed

  17. JuIcY WeWe says:

    Get in the bunker

  18. Thetardisman12349 says:

    this is more sad to me cause I have a white fluffy cat just like that and I- oh god jesus christ that's sad for that guy he didn't deserve that ๐Ÿ™

  19. Painkiller88 Gaming says:

    Sensual asmr moaning 1:28

  20. Telryx R says:

    I'm seriously concerned that I laughed so hard at this, it shouldn't have been that funny.

  21. Bobby Green says:

    He has a creepy face skinny or something

  22. SuperSmash Oof says:

    I don't know why I'm laughing so hard and I though cat have 9 lives.

  23. TheAssain88 says:

    If you realize he is trapped in the table with his hands and legs tied and his son blood all over him it gets even darker. So dark af

  24. daniel haynes says:

    Damn sorry bro ๐Ÿ˜–

  25. ShadowCatCoar says:

    Cyanide and happiness does not care for anyone…

    And that's what makes it funny!

  26. GodNightmare Kaneki says:


  27. Lacoulas 555 says:


  28. KaimanaVids says:


  29. PandaKing 707 says:


  30. Natsuo Fuiji says:

    Note to self if ever become a super villain: never have a cat and a laser gun in the same room

  31. Robert Delgado says:

    I never thot villains had feelings for loved ones.

  32. dormammu ive come to bargain says:

    That laser stopped the moment it made contact with its victim which is not very affective for what he was trying to do with agent 7

  33. Jordan Colunga says:

    Greatest scream ever heard lmfaoooo

  34. Thawk Gaming says:

    Give that voice actor a raise, that's more emotion than the new lion king can ever hope to have

  35. Junipr says:


  36. Andrea Martin says:

    Damn, the cat and son is dead.. Jeez!

  37. Robin- Brawl Stars says:

    R.I.P cat

  38. grandwizard2006 Meh says:

    I loved this one so much it was so hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  39. Max Luoma-aho says:

    RIP captain cupcakes ๐Ÿ˜ญ

  40. XBladeGaming12570 says:

    Why does the laser stop when it HITS SOMETHING!

  41. Crunchy Keks says:

    His son looks like Kim Jong Un!

  42. youssef plays says:

    I felt bad for him

  43. Gabriela Villaseรฑor says:


  44. i dont know about this channel anymore. says:

    And peta sues other animal abuse videos but not this one.

  45. newtro says:


  46. Toby Young says:

    His son could have just thrown the cat at the laser lmao.

  47. Swagbucks 0 says:

    Don't get another cat for next for week

  48. Imari Brown says:

    I blame the agent for telling him to use the lazer. ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜พ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜พ

  49. Michael Buehler says:

    That laser does a good job causing shit to blow up in a bloody mess.

  50. Shadovless 4 says:

    Scientist:get ready to die
    Agent7: Iโ€™ll never talk
    Cat:meow (jumps on laser

  51. Jesse Villecas says:

    Jazz sure got a kick outta this one

  52. Bass Galaxy says:

    I guess he forgot that cats love red lazers. ๐Ÿ˜

  53. Kert Laurilla says:

    Wow he,s som sacrifises hes life to save hes suiciding dad

  54. Mad Max says:

    1:32 I died xd๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  55. TheAssain88 says:

    This has exceeded all the known levels of โ€œmessed upโ€

  56. GravityBoy 23 says:

    Jeez, that took a turn for the VRV

    Get it? Like worst but VRV

  57. Justin Sizemore says:


  58. ๆ‹‰ๅง†ๆ•™ๅคง็ฅญๅธ says:


  59. Gareth Head says:

    "No animals were harmed in the making of this Video" should be added somewhere but other then that its fun

  60. malik Videos says:

    Is that the voice actor for dr t in the animated boom beach shorts?

  61. Pema Kitsho says:

    Agent 7 could essentially get it

  62. kiesha clay says:

    Words has it he still there

  63. Doobulldorph says:

    Locked underground, covered in his son's blood and intestines, slowly starving to death…… oof

  64. DDaviDD says:

    The last part reminded me of the femur breaker from scp

  65. fernsehmaster says:

    that's harsh. even for C&H standards

  66. Holy Awesome55 says:

    1:28 it is Wednesday my dudes

  67. Melanie O'Brien says:

    Ya mean 007

  68. jennifer mcnamara says:

    1:31 Itโ€™s just too funny

  69. Red T says:

    I would actually like to see another agent 7 video

  70. theshuman100 says:

    in all fairness that kid was a dumbass

  71. Adamlevi Alves says:

    O gato morreu ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

  72. Magiczny Goล›ฤ‡ says:

    Hmmm he is still bound and he don't have the skill of agent seven to get out. So until someone free him he will be there, covered in his son blood, with nothing but time to think about all of this, and that's IF someone will come to free him. If not then he will be there until death from starvation.

  73. sunggis says:

    This made me cry

  74. Macaroon lover Gulapa says:


  75. the king says:

    How does he get into those chains by himself and I think he's stuck there forever now

  76. RaptorDoesYouTube says:

    As a cat owner, i find this video shocking yet unusually funny at the same time…. The ending on the other hand was just plain sad…

    10/10 would recommend

  77. Alpine Meury says:

    I luv these vids but he can make a giant laser but can't copy his cats dna to get a new one

  78. apple juice says:

    The question is: why does the laser always stop after someone jumps into it? And why doesn't it cut beyond the metal?

  79. Little Robot Press says:

    oh no…

  80. ||1rV3x5u5 says:

    The dad became sad larry

  81. MemGems says:

    This hurt me.

  82. Clueless_Gamer says:

    I love how the laser just stops whenever something dies

  83. Charon Official says:

    Talk. To. Asrukhal

  84. Lathon Meche says:

    Awww poor Captain cupcakes

  85. C Vasquez says:

    If I was the secret agent, I'd buy him a new cat.

  86. ChickenBurgerWizard says:

    The lazer would have cauterized the wound though

  87. Michael Price says:

    Son you could have just thrown the cat. He didn't know it do he wouldn't have cared and it would have saved your dad.

  88. Shon furman says:

    i only disliked cause a cat died

  89. PuppetYeti says:

    I'm just wondering what Agent 7 would see if he really returned the following week

  90. TheVucic Family says:

    your telling me

  91. MadCowProductions says:


  92. Mr.Squiggles Gaming says:

    that cat had more blood then the kid

  93. Dom Frei says:

    Well now thats a literal splitting headache

  94. BRADLEY STONE says:

    It was at that moment he knew
    He clearly didnโ€™t think it through

  95. JoriMaynard1204 says:

    Cat: sad
    Kid: funny

  96. Mobilelegends EVO says:

    Cat will be cat..

  97. Communist Ketchup says:

    Bleeehh that is definitely cats blood.

  98. Luingus says:

    This is just… sad

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