Sexy Women Beg For Healthcare (with Rebecca Romijn, Blac Chyna, Nina Dobrev, and more!)

Sexy Women Beg For Healthcare (with Rebecca Romijn, Blac Chyna, Nina Dobrev, and more!)


– Hi there, the internet. It’s me, a woman. – You may recognize me from TV. – Movies. – Magazines. – Or late night Google searches. – You’ve probably thought
about touching my breasts. – Or wonder what I’d look like
as a naked cartoon character. – It doesn’t matter
where you first saw me. – Maybe it was a Maxim spread. – Your favorite soapy teen drama. – Maybe it was a music video. – Or a genuine work of art
where I stretched myself and showed my range. – You don’t remember
that last one, do you? That’s okay. – I’m here to remind you that while you may be super familiar with the outside of my body. – My body also has an inside. – Including a pretty hefty amount of reproductive organs. – And in order to keep those reproductive
organs fully functioning. – They need some mother
fucking healthcare. – You know the stuff I’m talking about, the vagina, the breasts. – Plus all the other
things in women’s bodies that can be confusing. – Like the mammary glands. – Lymph nodes. – Uterus. – Uterine lining. – Fallopian tubes. – Ovaries. – Ovum. – Birth canal. – Clitoris. – Vulva. – Mons pubis. – Pudendal cleft. – Labia majora. – Labia minora. – And of course who could forget the Bartholin’s glands. – Those are the things
that secrete vaginal mucus. They get me really really wet. – They flood my basement, you
know what I’m talkin’ about. – And in order to keep those reproductive
organs fully functioning we need healthcare. – Think of pap smears like oxygen facials for the inside of the body because the thing is
our junk gets fucked up from time to time, too. – I know you fantasized
about having sex with us. – Come on, you know you have. – And I’m guessing that
fantasy doesn’t end with a condom mishap and
a trip to the drugstore for Plan B. – And I’m sure when you’re thinking about my beautiful huge breasts you’re not thinking about the fact that they need to be regularly screened for breast cancer. Also, we will go through menopause. We’ll still be hot, though. – Did you know that cervical cancer is underdiagnosed in women of color leading to higher mortality rates? – That’s something you
probably haven’t though about when you’ve imagined me
playing beach volleyball in a rainstorm while wearing a thong. – We need IUDs and STI screenings. – That way if you ever do get a chance to have sex with us we can do it in a safe,
responsible manner. – If you don’t do this for us we’ll never do anything
sexy for you again. – ‘Cause we’ll be upset. – But also because we won’t
have functioning bodies which means we can’t
do all the things we do that give you erections. – No more washing cars. – Jogging braless. – Or bidding on antique
costume broaches on eBay. – So please, when
politicians talk about things like not wanting to cover contraception. – Or prenatal care. – Or mammograms. – Think about us, sexily begging you to keep us healthy. – Because there’s nothing
sexier than being alive.

Daniel Yohans

100 thoughts on “Sexy Women Beg For Healthcare (with Rebecca Romijn, Blac Chyna, Nina Dobrev, and more!)

  1. princess a says:

    **ITS A J O K E**
    everyone's getting so shook lmfao

  2. brooke erin says:

    3:09 ME TOO MADELAINE πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

  3. Millicent Lopez says:

    Rebeccas still got it!

  4. Fozzy Bear says:

    Good job. The message was loud and clear, although most viewers don't get it, because they are deplorable.

  5. Kane Big Bi says:

    Hey guys! Just letting you know, that doctors have confirmed that breast cancer can be transferred to men as prostate cancer. No joke, so think about that when you vote against healthcare.

  6. feihren says:

    No one is stopping anyone from paying for their own healthcare…

  7. thatdevilguy says:

    Thanks. I'm now gay!

  8. Brittany Wilkins says:

    ''They flood my basement. You know what I'm talking about'' LMAO

    Blac Chyna is hilarious

  9. Blank Space says:

    Sorry black China is sooo gross

  10. Shubham Meena says:

    I liked that more! girl.She was hot.

  11. Vanilla Ice says:

    Is this supposed to be funny? I find it only ironic and disturbing…

  12. The V says:

    wow, im LOVING the sexist men commenting shit on here<33 so nice <33

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  14. skystacy 25 says:

    For the first time funny or die is serious

  15. oni chan says:

    Well if the goal was to take the current spank train and turn it in to something moving at high speed that you would then want to step in front of I think they nailed it fun fun

  16. Holland Christian says:

    "Hi there the internet! It's me. A woman" I'm dyingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  17. puwa. says:

    BECH MA NAME AIN "the internet. " DAFUQ?!

  18. gabby draghi says:

    I love this

  19. Your local Trash can says:

    Tbh I’m just here for Madelaine and cami

  20. Da Lobsta says:

    Is this a joke I can’t tell

  21. Da Lobsta says:

    Oh shit I got cum on my screen

  22. sylvi k. says:

    mooooove to canadaaaaaaaπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

  23. MichellleBellle says:

    Wow. Looking through the comments, i would not want to be a woman in the US. I can't believe some of the issues you're still dealing with…

  24. edit_er ! says:

    This is just weird. Why would any celebrity do this. It's so cringe

  25. Lauren hauger says:

    Could listen to Madelaine speak all day

  26. Zach and Abby Vlogs says:

    This is so goodπŸ˜‚

  27. Rety says:

    Madelaine, Nina, And Camila

  28. Luke says:

    This is kind of terrible a little bit?

  29. Zalken says:

    THIS IS HONESTLY SO MUCH CRINGE WTH

  30. Leonore Berick says:

    Thisis so funnyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it is kinda cringey but Im here for Camila and Madelaine

  31. Roshmi says:

    It was great. But then the blooper reel came on and it really pissed me off

  32. Veronica Sawyer says:

    I came here for cami and madi

  33. Todd Locke says:

    um… im gay

  34. Mescha Seidensticker says:

    Cami at 1:22 thoπŸ˜‚

  35. DIY 4 Dummies says:

    This made me so uncomfortable omg

  36. Pineapple Luke says:

    I'm scared

  37. Helena Liisa says:

    cringe

  38. reyam 121 says:

    Why did blac chyna have to be in this? She ruined it

  39. Daddy.Doorknob says:

    Who came from madelines channel but then saw this and went back πŸ˜‚

  40. MILLIE the puppy and lainey says:

    Madeleine swore!! πŸ‘

  41. Maia Fielding says:

    This is fucking amazing

  42. SophiePix1 says:

    Cami Mendes. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  43. brin berons says:

    camila, madelaine, nina = ❀️

  44. N. J. Saroff says:

    Riverdale

  45. Eduard Bota says:

    Ooook this is damn cringe but i love petsch caz she s the best!!

  46. Danah Chaar says:

    camila was having the time for her life

  47. MGTOW Rampage says:

    great funny video really but fuck Blac Chyna that evil skank ass whole damn gold digger yeah I got to stop promote in deceitful people in this world

  48. Chanel Says Coco says:

    thanks for helping me with my science homework

  49. Sofia Nela says:

    What the fuck πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  50. Mahammadou Tunkara says:

    I had to play this video twice

  51. Mahammadou Tunkara says:

    I will

  52. gabby draghi says:

    Lmao this is great

  53. Mandy J says:

    Rebecca may be the oldest of the women here, but DAAAYYYUUUM if she ain’t the hottest!

  54. Colt Taylor says:

    Sexy women and blac chyna dont belong together.

  55. GHA FIFA Gameplay says:

    Obamacare??

  56. Alannah Jones says:

    Blac Chyna!!!!!!!!!!!

  57. PattyBoy says:

    Blac Chyna nasty af. She need healthcare bad for that beat up box.

  58. Ananya Chakraborty says:

    THIS IS AMAZING OMG

  59. Ameleia Hamilton says:

    I only clicked on this cause I saw Madelaine and Camila

  60. raydaveed says:

    This has reconliated me with vaginas.

  61. Charlotte / says:

    Task out the word beg and I agree πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  62. BILL MURRAY says:

    This was Factual as well as Funny.
    F.o.D. has still got it.

  63. A M says:

    No one gives a shit about what hot women say. Still a hot video tho.

  64. sofia hale says:

    Hilarious

  65. Dustin says:

    if you want healthcare, pay for it. Clearly a demonstration of women objectifying themselves for free stuff

  66. guacamole says:

    0:55 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  67. brucenatelee says:

    Who are all of them? I really recognize the one at 0:04 who said movies. Hate it when videos don't give the full list.

  68. Matt Miller says:

    This video is filled with comments from people who completely miss what channel this is on…. It is "Funny Or Die"… This video was made for comedy purposes. Everyone needs to stop taking things so seriously xD

  69. Walkitalki says:

    well… this was diffrent..

  70. that one person says:

    what is this

  71. Extra Mile says:

    An actor is not women. this is not funny. DIE

  72. Bob Dylan says:

    WTF did I just watch?

  73. Candace Bro says:

    HAHA MADELAINE

  74. Candace Bro says:

    0:42 HAHA ME

  75. jiji was here says:

    This is hilarious πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  76. nromk says:

    Alright women it seems like men aren't listening, so all have it clear that there is an Election November 6th

  77. Big Man says:

    I was reminded of our 12th grade biology syllabusπŸ˜‚

  78. London Williams says:

    She was like I'm gonna a fuck this up

  79. SISTER SHOOK says:

    Wtf

  80. click my picture says:

    I lobe chynnas part she goes straight to the point

  81. A E S T H E T I C A says:

    Ok my eyes and my ears are fully open and nooo I’m a girl πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ¦° πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ¦±

  82. Lesbibombshell says:

    Im so gay for Mads and Cami

  83. Lesbibombshell says:

    Veronica to Archie be like:

  84. Juliana Milano says:

    I have endometriosis so this is amazing

  85. MasandGav Tablet says:

    This was freaking hilarious!!! πŸ˜‚ but has a good point

  86. Johnyliltoe says:

    The fact that this hasn't hit 1 mil views is tragic. This was SO awkward and I love it for that. It's a ballsy video. Or, uhh, mons pubey?

  87. Christ Stone says:

    this is makes me hard….but i get it πŸ˜€

  88. Duncan Swift says:

    The way Cami said "my body also has an inside" was so sexy

  89. Paulina says:

    What the fuck πŸ˜‚

  90. Paulina says:

    I can’t , this is so fucking weird

  91. K. Delpino says:

    How'd i miss this one?
    Informative, humorous, sexy AF.
    But informative, nonetheless.

    The whole point is real women know what It takes to stay healthy.

    As real men, we need to encourage and understand the need to want the best health for our women.
    No different from them wanting us to be as healthy.

  92. Lesbibombshell says:

    Cami:being a dork she is
    Mads:try to be professional when really also a big dork

  93. Mr.420 Entertainment says:

    1:56

  94. Mr.420 Entertainment says:

    2:26

  95. Anna Ingram says:

    Only watched for cami and mads

  96. Caelyn Hudson says:

    good point and oh HAHAHA

  97. Madison says:

    What the hell did I just watch

  98. Neo moor says:

    Not down playing the message because if they did this maybe more guys would pay attention to the actually issue presented on a side note did anybody else start to list of the actual anotomical parts an get caught in the medical jargon an forget that there people even talking lol

  99. Infinity Hana says:

    I only came here because Madelaine Petsch linked this in one of her vids and I saw Cami in it too

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