Articles , Blog March 9, 2020 100 Comments Tell My Wife – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts Related posts: The Weatherman – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts Ted Bear – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts Action Stan – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts TAGS animated, animation, C&H, cartoon, cartoon movies, cianide, couples, cy&h, cyanide, cyanide & happiness, Cyanide & Happiness Shorts, cyanide and happiness, exlposm, explosm, explosm animated, explosm comics, explosm.net, fight, funny, happiness, happyness, Satire, war, wife Daniel Yohans Post navigation Is Your Glass Half-Full or Half-Empty? | The Science of HappinessAlice Merton about feeling depressed and working on her mental health | DASDING Interview 100 thoughts on “Tell My Wife – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts” MrBlargMaster says: April 5, 2019 at 7:45 pm TELL HIM THAT WHEN HE'S UH…DONE DYING-I'm gone. I've gone. I'll gone.This made me die. Reply Colonel Aaron Douglas Hanson Daniels says: April 7, 2019 at 8:55 am Kill the wife Reply Tania Nunez says: April 10, 2019 at 1:41 pm 😂😂😂😂 Reply Jason rules says: April 15, 2019 at 2:43 am Tell my wife I fucked my girl boss Reply James Noodle says: April 18, 2019 at 8:26 am "She's a bitch" Reply Ashton The Boi! says: April 24, 2019 at 9:55 am "Tell my wife..""I M A D O P T E D" Reply PhantoMace2012 says: April 25, 2019 at 12:43 am This whole video had me dying of laughter.Except the part where he shot himself, that went too far Reply PhantoMace2012 says: April 25, 2019 at 12:53 am It's the small things that made this hilarious.1:31 slapping sarge awake1:48 sarge folding his arms in anger at his wife while he's lying on the ground "dying"1:55 pointing the gun away after she aims it at him2:21 being VERY tempted to shoot her then and there2:30 how sarge says gare-age in his british accent2:36 "Well it certainly isn't YOUR blood everywhere!" Reply Margaret Yoong says: May 9, 2019 at 9:05 am 0:02 Reply 3571 Subs with no videos says: May 11, 2019 at 6:50 am Man:Tell my(cough)wife that I lo(cough)Wife:awe I'm sorry now honey Man:aghed onely at her jokes because she had big titsPeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP Reply Mr. Night says: May 18, 2019 at 4:48 pm tell my wife (cough) i…. didn't really… go to…. war. it.. was….. just an… excuse… to… look… for… girls… better looking…. then her. Reply Midas Silvius says: May 27, 2019 at 8:50 pm i thought at first he said “longshot” Reply Heidi Esperanza says: May 28, 2019 at 11:36 pm I should be doing homework🤫🤫 Reply Rubiya Babu says: May 29, 2019 at 2:34 pm Actually the heart is in the left side not at the right Because the bullet actually hit on the right side not the left side. 😎 Reply Alina Sandro says: June 2, 2019 at 2:00 pm Tell my wife ..I finally quit smoking Reply Metha Angwatanapanich says: June 6, 2019 at 2:17 pm There was a Forrest Gump reference lmao Reply Raphael Benjamin Amparo says: June 7, 2019 at 1:03 pm 😂🤣 Reply Rouge Campos says: June 10, 2019 at 12:09 am Tell my wife cough cough…I pooped in her car….cough dead Reply 20alphabet says: June 10, 2019 at 3:36 am "Who shot that hole in my sombrero… Reply Shubhankar Roy says: June 10, 2019 at 1:39 pm Amazing Reply abdirahman adan says: June 11, 2019 at 2:25 pm Tell my wife 'she's bitch😂 Reply Darth Maul says: June 14, 2019 at 6:54 am Tell my wife…i wasnt that into her Reply Macken Yankee says: June 14, 2019 at 4:38 pm She's a bitch 😂😂😂, i can't stop laughing Reply Sonic the hedgehog says: June 17, 2019 at 6:35 pm 2:14 SHE'S A BITCH Reply J.P. Eatan says: June 18, 2019 at 4:20 pm Woman doesnt know man dies Reply Michael Morse says: June 19, 2019 at 8:17 pm Tell my wife . . . She is only . . . An Artificial intelligence. Reply Snake Boy Shub says: June 22, 2019 at 10:33 am BACKGROUND SONG PLZ MAN I NEED IT Reply Un Fun says: July 11, 2019 at 4:25 am Match made in heaven Reply l Ency l says: July 12, 2019 at 2:08 am I can just imagine these 2 going out and buying these uniforms just for this Reply Selig Fykspert says: July 12, 2019 at 10:34 pm Tell my wife… Cough! Cough! Cough!… I should have followed the doctor's advice and stopped smoking. Reply Veng3r says: July 15, 2019 at 12:54 am Looks (and sounds) like a 'typical' Brunette TO me… Reply Akash Dhyani says: July 16, 2019 at 12:46 pm This is America! Reply TheSwindler1998 says: July 18, 2019 at 6:10 am Huh. Reminds me of myself when my grandparents would fight. Almost the same escape too. Reply A udhfn says: July 19, 2019 at 3:09 am "Tell my wife that my other wife is …. Guhhhhhhh" Reply Jerry Rupprecht says: July 24, 2019 at 5:36 pm Tell my wife Hello Reply Jimmy300 says: July 30, 2019 at 6:20 pm This makes no absolute sense Reply darkball31 says: August 2, 2019 at 9:03 am this was a mawk battle meaning no one was supposed to get hirt but no the wife had to use live rounds in a reinactment Reply The Creator says: August 2, 2019 at 10:34 am Legend says the garage is still dirty Reply Starkill3r 306 says: August 4, 2019 at 5:17 am Cough cough, tell your wife… I love her… Reply Hrishikesh Ramjee says: August 12, 2019 at 10:45 am "Tell my wife… that I'd like a plate of dicks for dinner!" Reply Robert S says: August 16, 2019 at 4:55 am 2:23 how private pile killed himself in full metal jacket Reply Badgaming 684 says: August 20, 2019 at 1:02 pm Tell my wife……i cheated on yo……. Reply Don & Agha KM says: August 20, 2019 at 4:11 pm If you dead say to your solder Me:tell my wife she is a bitch Reply Daniel Lewis says: August 22, 2019 at 8:20 pm 2:14 Reply Sophia Conwell says: August 25, 2019 at 11:13 pm there's a hole look my fingers in it, oh well it certainly isn't your blood everywhere lol Reply Berenice Salas says: August 27, 2019 at 8:57 pm Legend says he still hasn’t cleaned the garage Reply Infinite Shadow says: August 31, 2019 at 6:25 pm Tell my wife….…ITS OVER BITCH🖕🖕🖕 Reply Alessandra Montali says: September 1, 2019 at 9:57 am Tell my wife… (Cough) i have a hundred dollars under the … (Dies) Wife:WTF LIL BICK MADAFFAKA ASSHOLE OF FIRST GENERATION Reply Shattered Reaper says: September 2, 2019 at 6:42 am What happens when you have an American wife, and you're british XD Reply a z says: September 2, 2019 at 7:32 am I got it yaar who was trying to fool me 😐 Reply Michael Rodriguez says: September 2, 2019 at 10:43 pm Movie: tell my wife I love herNow: tell my wife that 2:14 Reply R F says: September 5, 2019 at 1:32 pm Poor guy he was just a messenger 😭 Reply DjAlonDevil says: September 6, 2019 at 11:42 am How the hell did she get a G3 rifle Reply Seth Brady says: September 7, 2019 at 10:54 pm "tell…….my wife……….TO GO FUCK HERSELF" Reply No u says: September 10, 2019 at 2:20 am Tell…my..wife..I’m…..ga- Reply Sammy boy says: September 10, 2019 at 10:56 pm So this is the video that started it all Reply Zaddy Daddy says: September 11, 2019 at 9:12 am they had us in the first half ..not gonna lie Reply DJ Terminator says: September 21, 2019 at 8:29 pm Tell my wife… That… Im… Never… Going… To…. Have… A…. Wife…. Reply TheMrMussolini says: September 28, 2019 at 4:48 am I like how they have a Brodie Helmet mixed with an M1 Helmet and ones British and the other is American I have many questions Reply Brayden Murphy says: October 5, 2019 at 7:06 am Tell my wife… I lied to her, I didn’t wear a condom(dies) Reply Minhaz Khan says: October 29, 2019 at 7:49 pm Tell my wife…….that…….she is my wife……DED😵😵😵 Reply PAIN ERROR SANS says: November 14, 2019 at 1:17 am Tell cough her cough cough cough cough cough cough cough she a bitch! Reply stlslamgal76 says: November 15, 2019 at 11:37 pm Ww2 lol Reply stlslamgal76 says: November 15, 2019 at 11:37 pm Turner and stiles Reply stlslamgal76 says: November 15, 2019 at 11:37 pm Or Daniels Reply Camyboy 10833 Ide says: November 20, 2019 at 2:42 pm Oh my God the wife is a butt hole Reply DarkShima Upchan says: November 21, 2019 at 11:26 pm Tell my wife… (Cough) i want a divorce because she shot me in the lung Reply Bass Galaxy says: December 2, 2019 at 2:11 am Ridiculous! 😑 Reply Sa Fi says: December 3, 2019 at 8:30 am "Tell my….wife…to tell…..my…Other….wife…that…..she is…pregn-" Reply Your Daily Grapes says: December 3, 2019 at 5:43 pm I make daily grape videos for no reason at all. Reply Max Golder says: December 6, 2019 at 2:50 am I’m confused Why is the idiot shooting him with a sniper when he’s only a few feet away Reply Ranma LostworldGuy says: December 10, 2019 at 4:32 pm He should say this 'tell my wife i have no wife' Reply Cody Chu says: December 12, 2019 at 9:41 pm So many jokes lmao Reply Ao Chen says: December 13, 2019 at 4:00 pm Average American household. Reply Qs Almohannadisn says: December 15, 2019 at 10:55 am What am I watching call of duty? Reply TrashPanda 365 says: December 15, 2019 at 10:04 pm Tell my wife… *cough*… tell her… creeper…. Reply Luke Brundidge says: December 18, 2019 at 2:10 am tell my mom to sue that woman Reply Jose SMITH says: December 18, 2019 at 7:41 pm Wow She is lazy Reply why creepy says: December 18, 2019 at 9:35 pm F*** Samsung Reply It's KitCat 2000 says: December 23, 2019 at 1:53 am Tell my wife…i.i.i cheated on her…. (dies) Reply Evelyn Adaya says: January 2, 2020 at 2:32 pm Tell……my …wife…that.i……..left my wallet inside the car (dies) Reply bamezcua2 says: January 3, 2020 at 4:22 am Tell my wife that she a bicth Reply Tyler Cozzi says: January 12, 2020 at 12:08 pm Tell my wife… i- (cough)… want a restraining order… Reply ANURAG'S INFINITES says: January 15, 2020 at 8:34 am Hey… Its SLR rifle🤣🤣 Reply Willie Boyd says: January 16, 2020 at 5:09 pm So this is what Pat Benatar meant when she said "Love is a battlefield" Reply LeafBerry UwU says: January 20, 2020 at 2:11 am tell… my wife… I think we need…. marriage counseling….. Reply MRV says: February 3, 2020 at 2:46 am Tell my wife to…. sub…. subscribe to….. Explos… m… Entertainment!…. Reply secret meme says: February 10, 2020 at 9:47 am Pleas telll my wifi You mean your wife?NO! my wifi Reply randy 2323 says: February 15, 2020 at 1:41 am Tell… my wife (cough) (cough) that she's a bitch Reply VeteranMax says: February 16, 2020 at 12:02 am The Wife sounds like Emma from the Ridonculous Race. Reply Veljko says: February 21, 2020 at 10:15 pm "I will not make it, I'm going to die" Proceeds to argue with his wife for half an hour Reply myrrh says: February 23, 2020 at 10:00 am Lol Reply ꧁sCaŘLetT꧂ says: February 26, 2020 at 12:11 am Tell my wife… Reply LookSon! ItzAFlyingFuzz! says: February 26, 2020 at 2:16 am This will be happy? Reply Glitch64-Bits says: February 26, 2020 at 11:53 am Tell my wife… We need… cough cough another baby! Reply xXStalin BlyatXx says: February 28, 2020 at 10:00 am "Tell my wife" the new wifi password is 0…..9………..3- (dies) Wife:oh the fuck Reply WIZWIZARD 2019 says: February 29, 2020 at 11:00 am Lmao Reply Scott Greer says: March 3, 2020 at 4:33 pm Tell my …………..she's a (dies) Reply WindowsXP Gamer says: March 4, 2020 at 5:19 pm 1:22 he can’t, he’s shot dumbass. And dying is once Reply Dan - says: March 9, 2020 at 12:42 pm Tell my wife…I had another wife Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.